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Toothless has the tardis and Rocket keeps saying, "touch that potted plant and I will rip your ears off...."

Here there be...
Earth (science, animals, environment)...
Life: (inspirational hilarious schtuff)
Fandom: (you know, fandom)

Yes, it spells ELF.

Here there also be Elves, Dwarves, and other denizens of Middle Earth, as well as dragons, timelords, pirates, Sherlockians, Avengers, Enterprise crew, Jedi, Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks and other animation, random vintage stuff, horses, cats and other animals, Nature, Science, and whatever else wanders in...

You'll find art tutorials here as well as some fine fanart from random fandoms around the web, some of my own scribblings and cartoons, and photosets of real life adventures you could be having too.

Adventures here: http://swordwhale2.tumblr.com/

Swordwhale's art here: http://swordwhale3.tumblr.com/
(both family friendly)

No real NSFW, but plenty of "language" from fandom and celebrities, so if you're a kid go look at my other tumblrs and what are you doing on tumblr anyway????

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

drat…..probably married…. drat

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

drat…..probably married…. drat

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

cumbermon:

accio-superwholock:

this woman.

Mrs. Hudson wins everything.

(Source: waitingforsth, via shivermepickles)

wehaveourdragons:

avatarsarny:

wehaveourdragons:

Hiccup — lost in time

Keri you’re viking size! XD

IS THAT ANOTHER CRACK ABOUT MY WEIGHT

wehaveourdragons:

avatarsarny:

wehaveourdragons:

Hiccup — lost in time

Keri you’re viking size! XD

IS THAT ANOTHER CRACK ABOUT MY WEIGHT


→“I need more Richard Armitage on my dash” (1266 of ?)

“I need more Richard Armitage on my dash” (1266 of ?)

(Source: mrpuddingston, via aconsultingdetective)

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts HERE

vettechadventures:

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

(via madkingbucky)

the-13th-black-cat:

meghanmagica:

littlefoxling:

countblue:

Snake ring

http://countblue1.blog59.fc2.com/blog-entry-75.html

DEAR FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

I’VE NEVER NEEDED SOMETHING MORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

the-13th-black-cat

I NEED THEM
ALL OF THEM

(via orange-in-a-scarf)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via orange-in-a-scarf)

“But all the magic I have known
I’ve had to make myself.”

—   Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein (via wordsnquotes)

(via originofhappy)

elaichi-cha:

psychronic:

chalkandwater:

Sand mandala at Thikse Monastery, Ladakh, India.

Samsara (2011)

Imagine sighing after finishing a detail and it blows out everything you’ve done

That’s basically what these monks do actually.

They create such intricate mandalas to demonstrate the beauty and the fullness of life then blow it all away without a seconds thought to teach us the impermance of life and the “transitory nature of material things”.

Bear in mind that this is a very basic and shallow understanding of the very nuanced and meticulous rituals that surround these sand mandalas.

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)