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Warning: this blog is a veritable starshipload of Guardians of the Galaxy spoilers.

...there are also a lot of Night Furies about...

Here there be...
Earth (science, animals, environment)...
Life: (inspirational hilarious schtuff)
Fandom: (you know, fandom)

Yes, it spells ELF.

Here there also be Elves, Dwarves, and other denizens of Middle Earth, as well as dragons, timelords, pirates, Sherlockians, Avengers, Enterprise crew, Jedi, Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks and other animation, random vintage stuff, horses, cats and other animals, Nature, Science, and whatever else wanders in...

You'll find art tutorials here as well as some fine fanart from random fandoms around the web, some of my own scribblings and cartoons, and photosets of real life adventures you could be having too.

Adventures here: http://swordwhale2.tumblr.com/

Swordwhale's art here: http://swordwhale3.tumblr.com/
(both family friendly)

No real NSFW, but plenty of "language" from fandom and celebrities, so if you're a kid go look at my other tumblrs and what are you doing on tumblr anyway????

anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

mackie:

I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE

sebastian:

WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN

mackie:

DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE

sebastian:

OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

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(via wehaveourdragons)

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

or maybe she’s just carrying him up, and claiming him….

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

or maybe she’s just carrying him up, and claiming him….

(via wehaveourdragons)

lovable derp…

best kind of hero

Marvel and Chrises…

I’m having a chrises

(Source: chrisprattsource, via brightestlady)

thefalloff:

Deadpool never had a fourth wall

Secret Avengers #7 (2014)

(via fandomshitstorm)

cupcakelogic:

Thank you to my friend for telling me this joke

(via twerkingobserver)

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

been there done that

(via twerkingobserver)

The self healing Tardis and her attack eye browed protector.

(Source: billiepiiper, via thedoctorsjawn)

harry potter series + a short summary

(Source: thatshumanity, via ryuuwriter1)