why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
Anyone who’s ever spent time observing chickens knows this:…there is a reason chickens are only knee high and a few pounds…. if they were the size of emus, we’d just call them by their real names: Descendant of Dinosaurs, Spawn of T-Rex, and we’d be fleeing for our lives…
Also turkeys; I knew one who hated the color red, attacked anyone carrying a bag, and chased cars down the farm lane…
In which the researcher has raised some wild turkeys, they follow him everywhere… until they grow up and one of the males decides Human Member of Flock is to be challenged for the Throne…
Researcher Guy Joe Hutto fended off the turkey attack with a log and lived to tell the tale… it’s an interesting tale of a brilliant bird, a Force of Nature, something to be highly respected…
…and a clear descendant of T-Rex…
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?