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Toothless...

Toothless....

TOOOOOOOTHLESSSSSSS!!!!

Here there be...
Earth (science, animals, environment)...
Life: (inspirational hilarious schtuff)
Fandom: (you know, fandom)

Yes, it spells ELF.

Here there also be Elves, Dwarves, and other denizens of Middle Earth, as well as dragons, timelords, pirates, Sherlockians, Avengers, Enterprise crew, Jedi, Disney, Pixar and other animation, random vintage stuff, horses, cats and other animals, Nature, Science, and whatever else wanders in...

You'll find art tutorials here as well as some fine fanart from random fandoms around the web, some of my own scribblings and cartoons, and photosets of real life adventures you could be having too.

Adventures here: http://swordwhale2.tumblr.com/

Swordwhale's art here: http://swordwhale3.tumblr.com/
(both family friendly)

No real NSFW, but plenty of "language" from fandom and celebrities, so if you're a kid go look at my other tumblrs and what are you doing on tumblr anyway????

literallysokka:

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

This pup is so important

OMG……..what …..have …..you …..done………
it will chase the cows, take them down, and eat them….
bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Corskies take over the universe….
(that would be the weirdest mushing team ever…………………)

literallysokka:

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

This pup is so important

OMG……..what …..have …..you …..done………

it will chase the cows, take them down, and eat them….

bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Corskies take over the universe….

(that would be the weirdest mushing team ever…………………)

(via ladyaryaofwinterfell)


Jack and Tooth’s Hug
Requested by ninalostherhead. (^‿^✿) 

Jack and Tooth’s Hug

Requested by ninalostherhead. (^‿^✿) 

(Source: believeintheguardians, via fandomshitstorm)

“For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings.”

—   AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)

(Source: sexydowney, via ladyaryaofwinterfell)

marisdrawings:

Random doodles part 87

"Shhh, baby boy, just sleep…"

He watched as the small bundle in his arms finally closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep. He sighed. This was one of the things he was going to miss the most; holding his sons, hugging them close, telling them bedtime stories and watching them slowly fall asleep.

He heard the door creak and saw his older son peek inside.

"Fíli, what are you doing up? You should be in bed."

The dwarfling tiptoed inside the room and to his father, nuzzling his small face in his shirt.

"Couldn’t sleep," the blond boy whispered. "Do you have to go?"

He chuckled. “Yes, lad, I do. They need big and strong dwarves like me in the battle.”

"You are going to come back home, though, aren’t you?"

"Of course I am," he replied, placing his hand on his son’s head. "I wouldn’t leave you and your brother and mother alone."

Fíli looked up at his father’s face.

"Then why are you crying?"

(via that-one-hobbit)

marvelland:

age of ultron stills {x}

(via ladyaryaofwinterfell)

the inimitable Amanda Abbington, “Watson’s” wife (and Martin Freeman’s).

unique beauty, not just another Hollywood cover girl!

(Source: ohmissmorstan, via ladyaryaofwinterfell)

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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Anyone who’s ever spent time observing chickens knows this:…there is a reason chickens are only knee high and a few pounds…. if they were the size of emus, we’d just call them by their real names: Descendant of Dinosaurs, Spawn of T-Rex, and we’d be fleeing for our lives…

Also turkeys; I knew one who hated the color red, attacked anyone carrying a bag, and chased cars down the farm lane…

Also this:

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/my-life-as-a-turkey/full-episode/7378/

In which the researcher has raised some wild turkeys, they follow him everywhere… until they grow up and one of the males decides Human Member of Flock is to be challenged for the Throne…

Researcher Guy Joe Hutto fended off the turkey attack with a log and lived to tell the tale… it’s an interesting tale of a brilliant bird, a Force of Nature, something to be highly respected…

…and a clear descendant of T-Rex…

(via agentsofshieldfan)

sebadasstian-stan:

just a little reminder

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

The Avengers: Age of Ultron; First Official Stills [x]

(via sebastianstanbear)

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

(via thesoulofadragon)